the-teadrinking-vampire:

*UNRESTRAINED SONIC LEVEL SCREECHING* 
shh I’m trying to make it come to me by screeching at just the right frequency to cause the bats to come to life and fly over here.

the-teadrinking-vampire:

*UNRESTRAINED SONIC LEVEL SCREECHING* 

shh I’m trying to make it come to me by screeching at just the right frequency to cause the bats to come to life and fly over here.

alexageinquisition:

queenazherspitsfire:

therebirthofren:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more Black History Facts. (Source)

If you don’t know…

Black excellence on 100

 (x) because people should know this

saccstry:

Wicked witch of the west

saccstry:

Wicked witch of the west

evillittlething:

evillittlething:

Tried something different with my makeup and ended up with night sky eyes

how are people still reblogging this wafgtyhuj

evillittlething:

evillittlething:

Tried something different with my makeup and ended up with night sky eyes

how are people still reblogging this wafgtyhuj

Entitled Me:
This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist:
Why?
Me:
Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist:
And?
Me:
And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist:
Touche
goldpilot:


i have been wAITING SO LONG for mark’s playthrough of OFF and now I’m SO HAPPY HRGH

psst it’s transparent

goldpilot:

i have been wAITING SO LONG for mark’s playthrough of OFF and now I’m SO HAPPY HRGH

psst it’s transparent

darky-senpai:

Ya know… I know Nny from JTHM is a well, homicidal maniac…. but don’t you think that it’s sad that even HE KNOWS it’s wrong to RAPE PEOPLE and HARM CHILDREN?

purplekecleon:

art trade FINISH!! for COOL PERSON

purplekecleon:

art trade FINISH!! for COOL PERSON

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Jonny Ruzzo

Pussies for LA Art Show

Tumblr

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES

zephapalooza:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

Libras would either be blind or have scales sticking out of their torso.

So cool.
So rad.

jonnyfantastico81:

smallsleepyrascalcat:

ourloveissemperfii:

"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

My parents just bought the book, I’ll read it when they finish it.

Let me know how it is.


Turbo Dismount: SWEG

Turbo Dismount: SWEG

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