Personal blog. May contain the following; #art #gore #NSFW as well as clothing, food, and anything else i find interesting.
It's all one big adventure~
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
Really good friend of mine from work back home had seizures a few times on the job. This is crucial information.
I’m drinking this Arizona tea at 9 at night, and the caffeine might keep me up, but i’m honestly so frick fracking done with everything right now, i don’t give a frick frack paddy wack give a dog a bone.
School can suck it!
Technologic vs. Feel Good Inc.
My jam for the rest of my life
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You know, mega props to the gals who can grow out their armpit hair and it’s long and bushy and luscious. I’ve been growing mine out and it’s so wimpy, and it’s blonde so it’s kinda see through.
How will i ever properly gross out my boy with armpit hair as wimpy as this?! //despair
I just really like cupcakes
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
look at this lady from this xy artwork. look at her and her chespin at the restaurant. The server is bringing them two meals. That lady ordered a meal for her chespin. She loves that chespin. That chespin is so happy. That chespin has probably been with that lady for its whole life. That chespin is descended from a chesnaught, and that chesnaught was probably that lady’s too. That is a little old lady who trained a big-ass juggernaught grass monster. I love pokemon
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.
I’m sincerely impressed.
Veronika creates coats & new opportunities in Detroit
In Detroit, tens of thousands of people are homeless. Watch how a 24-year-old woman is trying to solve this crisis one coat at a time. Watch Veronika’s heartwarming story and see how she’s empowering down-on-their-luck Detroiters.
These kinds of people are why when ever someone tells me I can’t do something or change the world I think to myself… “fuck you, just watch me”
do you ever just meet someone who you think you wouldn’t really get close to but then like a year later they’ve become very close and dear to you and you just kinda think, wow im really glad i met this person i don’t know what i’d do without them
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