shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes likeimage

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kylobe:

sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it

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so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

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rotting:

Stemonitis fusca is a rather marvelous species of slime mold that carries its jelly-like spore-forming fruiting bodies on curious stilts | photo by Nick Cantle | +

rotting:

Stemonitis fusca is a rather marvelous species of slime mold that carries its jelly-like spore-forming fruiting bodies on curious stilts | photo by Nick Cantle | +

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Random memory

evilsoutherngentleman:

When I had my firm, I would regularly bake before contract negotiations. Let me tell you —you walk in the door with a plate of fresh “whatevers” and say, “I want a giant bag of cash”, you’re more likely to get it.

“You son of a bitch, this isn’t fair.”

“Then I won’t bring any next time.”

“Now, now, my good man, don’t be hasty…”

Baking. Highly recommended business tool. I’m reasonably sure I could rob a bank with the right recipe. 

abstractbody:

look at cheetah cubs

they look 90% hyena

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT FUCKING RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT FUCKING RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

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annihilated-technicolor-abyss:

icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

OMGOMG REBLOGGGGG -Rebecca

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I went downstairs to get some milk or whatever and i see my sister and mother sitting in the living room watching a movie and i’m like “Where are the other girls?” so i go in to investigate BAD IDEA

All 6 or however many girls there are turn to look at me and i stood there for 3 seconds and just NOPED walked backwards outta there

People be scary as shit yo

starsinthegutter:

I WANT ONE.

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shadesofshit:

constant internet angst over mcr members and yet i must ask why we haven’t ever questioned this sweater

image

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