When I had my firm, I would regularly bake before contract negotiations. Let me tell you —you walk in the door with a plate of fresh “whatevers” and say, “I want a giant bag of cash”, you’re more likely to get it.
“You son of a bitch, this isn’t fair.”
“Then I won’t bring any next time.”
“Now, now, my good man, don’t be hasty…”
Baking. Highly recommended business tool. I’m reasonably sure I could rob a bank with the right recipe.
look at cheetah cubs
they look 90% hyena
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
OMGOMG REBLOGGGGG -Rebecca
I went downstairs to get some milk or whatever and i see my sister and mother sitting in the living room watching a movie and i’m like “Where are the other girls?” so i go in to investigate BAD IDEA
All 6 or however many girls there are turn to look at me and i stood there for 3 seconds and just NOPED walked backwards outta there
People be scary as shit yo